congestive fart failure
when one feels the urge to expell a fart, but cannot, because there is t-rd blocking its path.
timmy: “mommy? why is dad’s face red and he seems in distress?”
mommy: “he needs to fart dear, but can’t. he’s experiencing congestive fart failure.”
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