Congleton


congleton is a town.
marley said ‘i’m going to congleton tomorrow :d’.
to which bob replied ‘congleton is the place of many; poshos, darfists, thicker-than-two-short-plankers, schooligans and randomers’
the invasion of the chavs & towmies has h-t congleton . in every nook & crany a chav now lurks . no scally survived the invasion. to get into congleton you now kneed : 80 carots plus of fake or stoln gold jerery , no dress sence , a adedos tracsuit & a cavle . congleton needs you!!!!!! extermanate the chavs . send in the army . nuke conleton . anythink to destroy the chaves !!!!!!!!!
the snooty fox . chav central.

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