congo condom
eat a banana, put the peel over your d-ck, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the “banana” you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your d-ck in her mouth
i got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.
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