Congo Kayak

when you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body.
dude the other day i congo kayak’d this b-tch from work. that’ll show my boss i want a promotion.

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