a sarcastic, “congratulations”.
mary: hey i finally figured how to tie my shoe after 7 years!
- gibson conspiracy
the t-tle given to a h-m-s-xual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don’t know the h-m-s-xual nature of the relationship. kevin’s parents are h-m-phobic, so when we are around his family it’s a gibson conspiracy.
- new friday
the tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday’d at tino’s house
a person who will be a d-ck at times but often changes his mood! he can be the biggest drama queen in the world, but can sulk as well. perdeep will support his friends at all times. you wouldnt want to lose perdeep if you found him hey! you must know loving perdeep
a teacher of lessons in learning and love, and owl of wisdom and gift from above, devilishly clever you’ll remember forever the kind of girl the bards will sing of. i met nataliia and can’t get her out of my head.
- deary me
‘deary me’ meaning cover me in sperm i want you to deary me so much luke walker