Congrasturbate
a simple self gesture in which one congratulates themselves by giving them a well deserved j-ck–ff after some great accomplishment.
paul, “now that i have finished my nursing degree, i am going to congrasturbate in my room for a week!”
g-d, “you deserve it man!”
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