Congratusorry
a word that simultaneously expresses both joy and condolence for the fortunes of another, “congratusorry” should be directed towards an individual when they suffer disappointing results from a situation that typically concludes with a positive outcome. a question mark after congratusorry isn’t entirely necessary, but can prove helpful in ambiguous situations. (also see “seizing defeat from the jaws of victory”.)
jim: my wife just had a baby.
bob: that’s wonderful…
jim: it wasn’t mine.
bob: oh… congratusorry?
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