congratutext


when you do the absolute minimum to congratulate someone on a job well done —no gift, no card, no phone call, no personal interaction — just a text.
me: karen just graduated from med school, we should send something.
spouse: nah. we don’t really talk to her that much. a congratutext should be fine.

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