Congress

do-nothing f-cktards who couldn’t solve a problem if it was eating them alive -n-s first.
if congress isn’t stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.
the act of s-xual procreation between a man and a woman; the man’s p-n-s is inserted into the woman’s v-g-n- and excited until -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n occur.
they had congress.
where lobbyists go to buy their laws.
big corporation: hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.

lobbyist: no problem i’ll just pop down to congress and buy a new one.
the opposite of progress.
pro = good
con = bad
guy 1: hey, man, did you hear about what the government’s working on in d.c.?
guy 2: yeah, but it’s not gonna get us anywhere good. they’re the congress.
a group of elected officials from a single racial and economic demographic creating a large amount of rules that have never been actually read by anyone. these rules affect a large group of people who they have never met and don’t care about.
kyle: today at the office my boss gave himself a raise & denied all employee paid vacation requests.

mark: ohh he pulled a congress
congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. however, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. that there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.
consider a group of baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. and what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? believe it or not ……. a congress!

i guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of washington!
a gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. also synonymous with “animal farm”, “yellow pages” (some brilliant jack-ss found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred americans), and rarely, “progress”. current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.
person 1: “yo man, you seem them reps battle it out in congress last night? that sh-t was teh sh-t! i mean, when the dude from connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, i was all, ‘yeah!!! f-ing a! go america! liberty or f-cking death, b-tch!’.”

person 2: “you so belong in congress, dude.”