Cool Carl
the cool carl is when somebody takes a sh-t, and places it into the freezer. when the sh-t is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen sh-t as a d-ld-.
i’m eating a lot of corn and nuts today because i’m gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.
when an individual freezes their feces and proceeds to use it as an instrument for s-xual pleasure. preferably a d-ld-.
it’s so hot to day x. i agree y, and i’m so bored!
hey! i just remember i prepared two coolcarls overnight!
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