congressing
wasting time and energy. being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.
say your light bill is due by 5:00 pm or they’re going to turn off your power. a friend comes by at 4:30 pm and sees you napping.. he’d say, “dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill.”
or… you’re just hanging out on sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you’re doing. you’d reply, “nothing man, i’m just congressing.”
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