Congrets


congratulatory regrets
my friend john who is married and parties like he’s single just told me the wife is pregnant in which i replied “congrets”.
noun- /kuhn-grets/ what you offer when you don’t know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.
ex. “so you broke up with the person who made you miserable? well, congrets!”

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