congunjavitis
congunjavitis.. pr-nounced con-gun-ja-vi-tis
the red swollen eyes of a person who had smoked to much gunja. this person is denying the true reason their eyes r red…
claiming its a medical condition similar to conjunctivitis..
johnny walks in the door later after school rubing his red eyes.
mother : johnny where have u been, have u been smoking?
johnny : nah mum, i jus got congunjavitis
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