jov
jack off victim – an object of one’s masturbatory fantasy.
how hot was she, was she jov material? did you victimize her in the shower?
one who enjoys saying the term “woo woot” followed by more masculine animal sounds. he is renowned for his love of snl and gay men as well as his sh-t hands.
“you like to jov around all day don’t you?”
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