Conjoint Twin Myslexia


a rare medical condition which involves one half of siamese twins p-ssing away at birth, thus permanently attaching the corpse to the other one’s head.
– oh my god, dude! he’s got a dead fetus on the side of his head!
– yeah, i know. it’s called conjoint twin myslexia. now stop staring at it.

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