Conjunctivitis
pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers -ss.
“aw dude, i got conjunctivitis”
“that’s what you get when you put a stripper’s b-tt on your face”
pink eye. it is an infection in the eye that’s really contagious, ugly, and gross.
not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying “pink eye.”
also, while this is not a s-xually transmitted disease, if you have s-x with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
“let’s do it”
“can’t… i have conjunctivitis”
“yucky”
taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.
billy called in sick monday. i think he had “conjunctivitis”.
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