Conker-arm


the affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. the pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.
boss: james you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

james: conker-arm

boss: a worthy cause.

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