Connecticut Douche
preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law cl-sses at yale. usually named “preston” or “baron” or something.
normal guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.
connecticut douche: no thanks, i’m gonna take my dad’s yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.
normal guy: you’re a really big d-ck, you know that?
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