Connecticut Economy
the economic system which consists of three components: communism, fascism, and extreme cronyism.
person no. 1: o.k. so you worked your -ss off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet somehow you ended up with nothing to show for it. how come?
person no. 2: i was working under a connecticut economy system; i got exactly what i deserved.
Read Also:
- Connie Lingus
the feminine equivalent of phil atio. joe is such a loser. he swears his new girlfriend’s name is actually connie lingus. fake name students give to subst-tute teachers. subst-tute teacher: “who is that girl shooting spitb-lls?” student: “that’s connie. connie lingus. you should send her -ss to the princ-p-l.” see colonel angus i love colonel […]
- Coolickle
in the south, mostly the southern gulf coast. a coolickle is a pickle in a normal jar with red kool aid added to it. you can find it next to the pickled eggs and pigs feet. can i get a coolickle please?
- coonswingdingaling
when your v-g-n- falls out and your -n-s turns inside out whilst eating dynamite ice-cream. oh no im c–nswingdingaling and it hurts
- corn master
a guy who’s signature move is to finger the -sshole before he sticks it in. especially a corn master if the girl isn’t even on her period. girl 1: “i can’t even remember what happened last night, but it sure hurts to walk.” girl 2: “oh i saw you go to the bedroom with that […]
- cornning the ham
the act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman’s thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll. i enjoy cornning the ham