Connie Lingus
the feminine equivalent of phil atio.
joe is such a loser. he swears his new girlfriend’s name is actually connie lingus.
fake name students give to subst-tute teachers.
subst-tute teacher: “who is that girl shooting spitb-lls?”
student: “that’s connie. connie lingus. you should send her -ss to the princ-p-l.”
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