daisy dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the walmart.
steve: “did you see those connie dukes.”
tricia: “yes, i think i’m going to be sick!”
the infinite awareness of the present to have a better understanding of consciousness you need to pay attention only to what is right here right now, in front of you. the present is not the now. the now is what is and is timeless. there is no need to be concerned with the remembered past […]
sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own. friend 1: “oh, you have the xbox one? my consolences.” friend 2: “shut up dude.” friend 1: “i’m just saying i feel bad for you.” consolences: like condolences but from someone close to you who is trying to console you. someone […]
f-ck. chuck. marry. usually used to describe various types of people as whether they’d be the type you’d f-ck, chuck, or marry. girl 1: dude, check out that guy! girl 2: fcm? girl 1: i’d totally f him. his friend, however, is a c. fcm literally means “five c-ck minimum”, it is used to describe […]
- filled to the rim
state of being after excessive drinking for several days in a row, usually during holiday weekends; occurs just prior to recovery week (which lasts a maximum of 3 days in length); often used in conjunction with “spillin’ over” “man, i don’t think i can make it out tonight. i think i’m still filled to the […]
- first on my wrist
from the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts. yep, got it first on my wrist.