Conniekaze
a pudgy morbidly obese girl whose name happens to be connie. she possibly comes from an immigrant family. the name derives from the word “kamikaze,” and is used because of whenever the girl walks, she evokes the feeling of being in the middle of a combat situation, because her footsteps shake the ground around her, much like a mortar explosion of kamikaze attack.
dude 1: oh my dear lord, did you hear that?
dude 2: no, but i felt it. what do you think that is? are they doing construction on this floor?
dude 1: oh, wait. never mind. it’s just conniekaze…
dude 2: i’d tap that…
(awkward silence ensues)
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