netvet
someone who has been around since the birth of the internet. usually beginning their online life on dial up bulletin board systems or bbss.
old dude (me): hey, i remember the birth of the internet
kid: wow, are you a netvet?
old dude (me): shut up you f-ckin t-rd or i’ll kill your mum.
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a netvet is just a user that has been using the internet since the very beginning of the world wide web.
net- meaning network, which is the internet.
vet- meaning veteran, which is someone that has been doing something for a long time.
bill gates is a netvets
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