connor johnson
connor johnson, is a huuuuuge douche. small p-n-s, has the potential for a huge heart but never realizes the potential. every breath he draws is a waste of your air. every connor johnson is a prime example of severe douchebaggery. they eat, sleep, and sh-t douche. so much douche. honestly its mind boggling. naming your child connor johnson is like pr-nouncing to the world you’ve given birth to the sp-wn of douchedom. don’t be a connor johnson!!
that guy is so bro-ed out, im surprised he doesn’t have connor johnson tatted to his forehead!
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