the art of conolingus (aka oral performed on females)
nik:bob and beth have been hanging out in each others’ romms a lot.
tina:well, yes, bob’s quite fluent in conolinguistics.
loyal, and beautiful yet moody and can quickly get b-tchy. she is so consettia i never know when to sh-t or git.
(v): to review one’s own work with a view to giving it a stamp of approval and authority. etymology: from david blankenhorn, supposed “expert” witness for proponents of california’s proposition 8, who has almost no true peer-reviewed work. see prop8trialtracker.com/2010/01/26/liveblogging-day-11-part-iv/ and the comments there. i’m going to blankenhorn the nv bar exam! i’ll be a […]
the most boring, uncultured, ghetto, while at the same time redneck, little town known to mankind that doesn’t deserve to call itself texas, because it has absolutely nothing to do with texas culture and might as well be louisiana. also has the worst school system in the country, which isn’t saying much, considering that american […]
one who tries to play like jamie cullum. but jamie cullum is like…oh…and he’s just so not. oh that bluffy, he’s such a tossnut keiffer.
when a female smiles opening her mouth in the shape of a doughnut this allows male partner/partners to insert there genitalia/ junk inside the mouth commencing with oral s-x you look at that beautiful girl and say babe can you imitate a doughnut looks at you opens her mouth then bang shove your junk in […]