conquistador
n. caucasian man that dates asian women.
john: i hear bob is getting a mail-order bride…
steve: yeah man, that guy’s a total conquistador.
someone whos s-xually conquered all 3 major holes in the female anatomy.
chaznard is a conquistador
when you’re sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your -sscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair.
dan: wow logan! that was a discusting noise. did you just sh-t your pants?
logan: haha, no man. just been conquered by another conquistador.
dan: that’s unfortunate. there sure has been a lot of explorin’ today.
n. someone that takes the literal meaning of words, subject, or concept and tries to apply logic which essentially ruins the original intent (often fun and playful)
rod: that definition makes no sense, what does a conquistador have to do with asian women? the spanish never conquered asia – maybe the philippines but that was it…
tiff: omg, you are the conquistador – stop over -n-lyzing and take it for what it is, its definithing jeez.
someone who has many conquests s-xually. someone who has an excessive amount of s-xual partners without emotion.
conquistador #1: man, i hooked up with 3 differnt girls this week!
conquistador #2: no way!…. i only got 2!
what you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.
man 1: yes!! the conqustadors are gone
man 2: probably to combat the spanish armada
some one who often beats the cr-p out of people who are of russian decent.
conquistador: hey dmitriy, time to get pwned.
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