conquistadouche
one or more first world douches travelling to a third world country to either spread the word of douche to other, ‘less privileged’ cultures; or to act in a way that perpetuates negative att-tudes towards foreigners by behaving in a douchey manner.
person a: your face reminds me of michael clark duncan
person b: do you want them to think we are conquistadouches?
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