conrad the dad
conrad the dad is a god in the religion of conrad. he is the smexiest man in the heavens/h-lls and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. addy is his only child, and she’s a babe.
person 1: conrad’s a dad
person 2: conrad the dad’s a dad
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