conrad
a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he’s an -sshole. then you know him even better and you love him more than you can bear, because you realize he’s amazing
first impressions can be misleading. he might end up being a conrad
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someone who seems like someone you wouldnt like, but then you get to know them and they are radical. see conradical and prorad
person 1: dude, that guys a total kill joy. no one likes him..
person 2: nah, actually, he’s really cool. a real conrad he is. conradical.
someone that is so hot, that when you see them, you j-zz urself.
confyah is walking across the street and i see him
“man, conrad’s -rs-nal iz so hott!! wit 2 t33’s!!!”
most brilliant and s-xy person alive.
girl 1:omg omg it’s conrad!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!”clap” “clap” “clap”
the coolest person in the entire world.
i met such a conrad last night.
short for conradical
bob: hey lyndon isnt your brothers name conrad
lyndon: yeah
bob:dude thats an awesome name
lyndon: yeah its short for conradical
bob: really!?!?
lyndon: yeah
bob: dude thats awesome
lyndon:-thinking- (thats not what it really means it would be pretty kick -ss if it was though.)
to rip the p-ss out of someone for fun
‘if all else fails, then it’s time for a conrad’
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