Consatious
that feeling at night after it’s been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you’re walking down the middle of the street. no one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and acc-mulating on the sidewalks.
you: you know when you feel like you’re the last person on earth and it’s snowing and there’s no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn’t been plowed and there’s no cars on the road? what should we call it?
friend: sounds like a consatious night to me
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