Conservative Jones


noun.
a conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.

originating from comic this modern world
it was clear to everyone that paul was a conservative jones when he refused to except that obama’s birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot

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