conservative punk

simply put, a punk rocker who happens to have a conservative/libertarian standpoint and outlook on politics. this is not an oxymoron because if punk is really against government then there’s no way they can logically work towards communism because communism is basically where the government controls every aspect of an individual’s life! where’s the anarchy in that, you brainwashed idiots?! while it’s worth noting that some conservative punks are genuine neo-conservative right wingers, the majority of them have a very strong libertarian tilt to their political ideology.
famous conservative punks include
johnny ramone
lee ving (fear)
members of the vandals
michale graves (‘newfits, gotham road) (yes, the newfits suck, i know)
antiseen
bobby steele (the misfits, yes, the original misfits. the undead)
not at all an oxymoron. today punk kids are led to believe that communism is the way to be although they preach anarchy. thus calling themselves, anarcho-communists. however this makes no sense because of the fact that these two ideals lie on the opposite sides of the spectrum. truly educated punks who adopt conservative/libertarian ideals know that they highly oppose the government are the true anarchists that try to push for smaller government.
guy-who-thinks-he-is-punk: f-ck the government!!! divide the nation’s wealth!!!
conservative punk: first of all, you need the government to divide the nation’s wealth and second of all it’s called ‘communism’ and it didn’t work you f-cking r-t-rd.
a punk who is a conservative. not an oxymoron. its worth noting on punk magazine’s original bottom 99 list in 1978 liberals were number 33.
johnny ramone is a conservative punk.
a conservative punk is someone who truly believes in the diy ethic. a conservative punk is a believer in limited government and personal responsibility. a conservative punk is someone who stands up for people who can’t defend themselves against bullies.
poseur: lyke, totally you guys! i’m totally punk!
conservative punk: really now? what are your political preferences?
poseur: well, i’m like, totally a socialist because i like, hate bush and lyke fat mike is like totally awesome! hey! like, look at my totally cool che t-shirt!
conservative punk: you poseur. what’s you’re favorite band, you so called “punk”.
conservative punk: ahh! it’s totally anti-flag. i just got their new alb-m out on rca. what a cool punk label!
conservative punk: i’m not surprised. punk is about personal responsibility and doing the right thing regardless of what others think of you! you are a disgrace to true punks everywhere.
conservative punk: omg! but i thought that it was lyke, for rich white dudes like me!
conservative punk: go suck one of your cr-ppy -ss green day cd’s
poseur: oooook! yay!
a true punk rocker.

one who knows that republicans and libertarians stand for a smaller government, i.e. minarchy or ararchy which mean little or no government, and letting people live how they want to. which has always been what punk has stood for.

and knows that the democrats stand for a bigger government, i.e. socialism and communism which mean that the government will control everything and make you live like they want you to. which has always been what punk is against.
liberal punk: to h-ll with republicans and libertarians! they are everything we stand against! go obama!

conservative punk: uh dude, you know that democrats, socialists and communists stand for a bigger government which will make us live how they want us to right? thats why i didn’t vote for him, i’m for what punk truely stands for: freedom and individuality.

liberal punk: your right, i’m such a poser…

conservative punk: yeah, you are. but don’t feel bad, you can still change.
a punk rocker who understands what bieng punk is,that capitalism works,lower taxes and less government are good, and above all doesnt want a fascist/communist/national socialist goverment (like the one obama is giving us)
some notable conservative punks

michale graves “i like george bush because i believe he truly emodies what a leader should have”

johnny ramone
“god bless president bush and god bless the united states”
an oxymoron used by poseurs who claim to be the real thing. there are several myths they like to spew. the first anarcho-communism being an oxymoron, conservatards obviously don’t know what communism or anarchism is. the second everyone who’s not one is a fat mike worshiping hot topic loser, just not true. real punks hate them too. however the biggest lie they tell is that they’re the real essence of punk, whereas their god is michale graves is an ex marine(authoritarian) who never heard of the misfits prior to joining and punk has always been the ant-thesis of conservation and anti-authoritarianism. that being said, conservative punk is best defined as sheep who want to vent about the fact that a liberal made them feel stupid once. they are a blight on the scene they are actually worse than nofx,anti-flag etc as they are simply poseurs and an oxymoron.
conservative punk: we’re the real essence of punk
liberal-punk: no we are
anarcho punk: you poseurs make us all look bad
crust punk: yeah f-ck off poseurs
horror punk: no one cares!
street punk:….-punches both-
anarcho-punk: at least they aren’t juggalos

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