conservativeland


1. a wondrous place where aliens can be outlawed without causing housing abandonment.
2. the mystical universe where foreign citizens don’t create consumer demand.
3. our wondrous world where president ford’s administration opened 10 uranium mines in iran.
1. isn’t it amazing how when mexicans became illegal and mexico’s census went up by 16 million that it had no effect on housing abandoned in conservativeland?
2. how amazing is it that in conservativeland that president obama is responsible for iranian uranium discovered in 1976?

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