Consolation blunt
a blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.
having a bong smashed, especially by a smug pr-ck wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
pigs took your zong? i’ll call shortie, we’ll get you a consolation blunt.
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