Consolation Wife
the opposite of a trophy wife. this is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. these women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for partic-p-tion rather than performance.
my buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when i turned around every single woman was past her prime, -ssuming they even had a prime. it was the consolation wife table.
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