console kid
when a kid is so obsessed with console games that he refuses to say that many pc games are better and take more skill, even though he knows this is true deep down. he will get into huge arguments and starts name calling when losing the argument and almost always will say that mw2 on console is the best game ever even though any true gamer knows that game is trash (takes no skill, aim–ssist galore) and real skilled games are games such as halo 3 on 360 and cs 1.6, css, and cod4 on pc. console kids do not include halo 3 mlg pros. halo 3 mlg pros are usually highly respected by the pc gaming community and respect pc pros as well. console kids are usually the ones that suck at halo 3, and resort to playing call of duty on 360 or ps3 because they could never play a game that takes skill.
console kid: omg mw2 on 360 takes so much skill my reticule just got moved 12 feet to the right by the computer to kill that guy, im sooo pro!!!
pc kid: uh nice??? i just watched team fnatic win $10,000 euros in a pro tournament on cod4 pc.
console kid: well mw2 on 360 got dropped from mlg, and cod4 did too…
pc kid: what because mlg only has real games on their pro circuit? nuff said.
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