Console Peasant
a term used by the glorious pc gaming master race referring to console “gamers.”
jim: omg guys, did you hear about the new call of duty?
phil: filthy console peasant! you are a disgrace to humanity!
an uninformed, unenlightened console “gamer” who does not acknowledge the supreme power and affordability of a pc over a console. these heathens not only live in denial, claiming their consoles have hardware superior to a pc, but also shun the ever shining light of lord and savior gaben. gaben is love and gaben is life. praise his eternal soul, and let him enlighten console peasants around the world.
in the wild, console peasants can be found talking in slanderous ways of the pc and pc gamers, claiming their consoles are more powerful than a pc, and also commonly claiming the human eye can only perceive 30 fps and not the 60 enjoyed commonly by pc gamers.
the best way to enlighten a peasant is to first tell them of the cheaper price of video games for pc, which can be found on steam at a fraction of the price paid by console gamers. then, proceed to tell then about building a pc, tell them of how simple the process is, and how even for the price of a console they can build a superior pc. it is important to direct them then to /r/buildapc on reddit.
finally, enlighten them by sending them to /r/pcmasterrace on reddit. from then on they will receive the blessings of gaben and become a member of the pcmasterrace.
praise gaben, he is love and he is life.
“i recently converted to the pcmasterrace after getting tired of hearing “i f-ked ur mom” from console peasants on xbox live.”
“go forth and enlighten thy console peasants with the holy light of gaben”
“the only good peasant is a converted peasant.”
a person who thinks consoles are superior and are trying to compare its hardware and graphics of a pc. they’re commonly are ignorant and refuse to accept any valid points from the opposite side. they also lack hardware knowledge and -ssume there console is the best in price,exclusives, and hardware.
console peasant 1: xbox is better they have better graphics games and games are for xbox!
console peasant 2: ps4 has 1 teraflops of gddr7 ram which makes that graphics at 4k and 120 fps!!!
somebody who plays pc: neither of you are correct here (link to a hardware forum or pricing from various platforms)
console peasants: stfu f-g! yah 40 year old virgins i f— ur mom! go play on your $5000 pc’s and upgrade every single game! gameplay over graphics
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