retardnese
when a preson on a forum types in a manner in which it is not understandable to the audience or the reader(s). such typing manners inculde: upper and lower case switching, internet slang/ebonics, “gagsta” typing, replacement of letters with numbers, improper use of gramer, trying to act smart, etc…
a.what did he just type out?
b.im not soo sure, what that is…
c.yup its r-t-rdnese.
a.oh i see it now.
1. when a person types in upper and lower case letters and cant bl–dy decide which one to use so s/he uses both.
2. when that persons typing makes absloutly no sense to the reader due to the typee’s skills at the keyboard.
3. internet ebonics (which i like to call an advance version of r-t-rdnese).
4. when a person tries to sound intellectual but doesnt know that the h-ll he/she is saying.
5. when a person tries to diss you out but it comes out soo stupid, soo idiotic, soo inconhearent to you mentally that they just make a fool out of them selves and just should commit suicide for the good of the human race.
6. replacing letters with numbers or symbols when replying to post in a forum or an email.
examples of r-t-rdnese:
1. “juz bcz i typ like diz dozent mean im dum”
1. “wh0 is the m0st fugliest asian uve seen here?”
2. “i does!”
2/3. “who the finest asian in hur huh?
i been wondering the the one and only finest asian in hur?”
3. “pedophile? loll . niigzz pleazee shut da fucc up .. im not gay like u loll.. theres 17teen too u fucc face.. nwayss peace niggzz..”
4. “”couldn’t we all just said we were all once 13 year olds..?!?!
xvi-roman numerals. i think thats how it goes…”
5. “ha ha you’re too funny donkey sh!t cos you know all too well from seeing your mum stuff her bra with super cheap toilet roll!
nah man – my bra got some texture to it making it look bobbly – i didn’t stuff anything cos if i was to stuff anything, i’d stuff you down the toilet and sh-t on you – you wannabe monkey magic hair b!tch!”
6. “s0 wh@?. y d0 y0u k33p 0n h@1ng 0n m3 f0r da way 1 typ3?”
(all examples were taken from different fourms)
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