consolebating
when a game is just so s-xy you pull out yo w-nker and wack it repeatedly until climax.
cod ghost was so amazing! as soon as i got home i went in my room and started consolebating
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the further evolution of “m-ffin tops”. the difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying m-ffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. obese. fat obese m-ffin tops m-ffin top look at her, those aren’t m-ffin tops, that’s pastry shop !
- ariano
super awsome and cool dude that has really good hair and is h-o-t hot you are so cool it’s like you are an ariano
- Cowboy Twister
the act of a s-x partner taking a condom (preferably a magnum, the kinds i use) and putting it in the shape of a l-sso. after doing so they l-sso it on to the d-ck and squeeze. omg dude maranda gave the worst cowboy twister last night, my d-ck was blue.
- fuck tutted
someone who has s-x in school “did you hear someone was f-ck tutted in the girls loo’s”
- cow touge
a very nasty looking p-ssy. dan: dude i ate that chick out it was f-cking groose. tim: dude that was a cow touge i hit that today. tim and dan: aaaaahhhhhhh