Consolification
consolified:
simplified enough for a console, though not always their fault. or have the feel of a halfhearted port to the pc from console.
either: overlapping key -ssignments, for example tap for one thing, hold for another (dx:hr knock out/kill), or different effects in different situations (run/cover m-ss effect, or free run/jump -ss-ssins creed). basically the controls feel cramped, and could be easily spread out on the keyboard/(8 b-tton)mouse.
or: interface optimised for console, then ported to pc (eg: deus ex: human revolutions – hacking, witcher 2 abilities, -ss-ssins creed select menu… etc etc etc). alternatively crippled graphics for the pc, so consoles can run it too.
or: the game just feels dumbed down, so that it would work with consoles not having a mouse (eg: deus ex: invisible war – ‘simplified’ inventory), or even more frustrating, not being able to select stuff on an interface with a mouse, but rather having to go through an awkward series of up down left and rights.
or: finally, and it has to be said: story modified for a ‘console’ audience.
example of most consolification: modern warfare 2 (story, graphics, keys overlapping, and no looking around corners).
example of a console game brought to the pc: -ss-ssins creed
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