conspurpling
the act of laughing so much that you are unable to swallow anything which was already in your mouth- (usually a meal) resulting in it either shooting out of the mouth or nose, or the subject attempting to recouperate by not laughing for a long enough to swallow.
“a guy walks into a bar- ‘ouch'”
-person starts consurpling-
“dude you’re totally conspurpling that brownie!”
-person, due to laughing, shoot brownie out of nose-
“that’s gross dude.”
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