constable candy
constable candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. constable candy is sweet on the eye and according to zac, sweet on the lips. his charm is not lost on the males either, apparently constable candy has the best of both worlds…. asian good looks but with the aussie long schl-ng. when constable candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!
melanie – “hey aimee, did you see constable candy in his tight black top?”
aimee – “ooohhh yeah!! he is so frikken hot!”
constable candy – “i can’t wait to have a slurpee after this job!”
zac – “i will give you a slurpee after this job, constable candy!”
unnamed female – “constable candy just gave me a moisty”
unnamed male – “i would turn gay for constable candy”
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