Constable Charming


an ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. of course if there’s a real crime going on constable charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
ali: this annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because i was driving too slow.

victor: ha! constable charming strikes again!

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