when your b-tch -ss wife or girlfriend will not stop trying to call you, even though you obviously do not want to converse. this problem only seems to affect females because most men have enough pride and common sense to call and leave a message and accept that someone may not want to talk to you.
oh my g-d, my wife is constacalling me. she must have found something to b-tch about!
- elmers stick
when the lower region of the shaft of the p-n-s sticks to the upper region of the t-st-cl-s. yo dude, it’s spicy out here and i have an elmers stick.
someone who is persuaded into liking david cook, the singer, song writer, american idol of season 7 my friend has been cookified by cook’s alb-m.
one of oprah’s many pet names for her v-g-n-. a bidet is used to clean your bottom and your coostay.
- cooter ball
the treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper’s (that is on the stage at that time) “cooter.” if accurately landing the ball of money within the suggested area winning a lap dance on […]
a mexican pirate. “oh senor elpirato is ejaculatingo in my rectal p-ssageo”