Constantipation


(n): being constantly constipated; always having to p–p but never being able to.
“honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation”
stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. having movement on action items fewer than three times per week… b.s. excuses are usually hard, dry, painful, small in size, and difficult to eliminate.
some people find constantipation painful and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel. fortunately, it is a symypton (often resulting from interactions with a zalco), not a disease.

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