Constimulating


what happens when you take these simple words….constipated….and stimulating together….pretty much what happens when a guy/girl/m.j will take a m-ssive she and are constipated and will get s-xual pleasures out of it. usually happens to most people who partic-p-te in -n-l s-x on a regular basis. really not a nice feeling but it works out strangely.
linda: “ohhh…”
marty: “whats wrong?”
linda:”ohh nothing just about when you drilled my -ss last night.”
marty:”why what happened?”
linda:”i went to the cr-pper, i took a sh-t and it was
somehow very constimulating.”

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