Constipation Handle Bars
handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
“i had to sh-t so bad, i ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall”
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“what are those, constipation bars?”
“dude, they’re for the handicapped…”
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