constipation


when you’ve gotta go, but you’re -ss says no
chips got constipation
the act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your -ss.
i once was extremely constipated and didnt p–p for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing…. so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me… 4 liters. i shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
the state where taking a sh-t is hard and it hurts like a mother f-cker!
help me god! i can’t take a f-cking sh-t!!!

in german it is called: farfromp–pin.
the inability to relieve oneself of a ‘brown baby’. the opposite of diarrhoea. the thing that killed elvis. the torture that the eldery suffer most days. prunes are the only saviour.
“in the name of all that is holy, i’ve never has so much trouble taking a sh-t in my life. that was the worst constipation ever.”
worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your -ssh-l- sideways. laxatives, metamucil, and enemas help. enemas suck
i haven’t shat in 4 days, now i have to stick jelly in my -rs-.
when the train won’t come out of the tunnel.
i had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like i gave birth out of my -sshole. true story.
the whole reason that laxitive companies make money.
the man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he cr-pped his brains out.

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