Constipational


the belief that the const-tution is a perfect and totally infallible doc-ment. also the belief that the const-tution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn’t “hurt” anyone else, at least as long it doesn’t seem to hurt anyone else in libs’ eyes. also, they take their interpretation of the const-tution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the const-tution. why do you think supreme court judges differ on what they think the const-tution means?
constipational people don’t want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the const-tution. a constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-s-x marriage and use the const-tution to try to prove their point.

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