Constipeetion
similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can’t. sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.
“f@$&! constipeeted.”
or
“dude don’t watch me when i pee. you’re giving me constipeetion.”
1 more definition
when, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall.
darren: dude, why is the bathroom wall all wet?
joe: oh, sorry, i had major constipeetion. i pushed so hard i p-ssed all over the wall.
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